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Handing out roses to strangers is probably my favorite activity right now. I love sliding up on a lonely girl by chance. Usually I'll say hi to someone and then remember oh yea I have a rose to give and run & give it to them or something lame like that. A few times it was actually really sweet. I was at the VA, and this beautiful older black women walked by looking hella sad, and of course I had to give her one. That day I picked like 4 or 5 roses from the bush, and had them chilling on my dashboard. So, I hopped out the Mustang, and jog a bit to catch up to her, and I swear I'll never forget how she completely lit up when I handed it to her. Then she said something putting herself down like "You can probably tell I needed it after the day she was having." I just smiled at her and said. "No I gave you that because you deserve it. Your beautiful" as I turned around to walk back to my car. That interaction alone made picking those roses worth it. The first girl I tried to give one to. The poor girl looked like I was trying to hand her a hand grenade.. lol Not the reaction i was expecting. Second girl I tried to give one too was a nurse outside of the VA when I was eating Pals. I did it mad cute too. I had it behind my back and walked up to her window & when she looked at me I just pulled it out presented it to her like an offer sort of, but she politely shook her head no, but her face let up as well! Umm I gave someone else a rose but for the life of me I can't remember the interaction. Oh yea my neighbor the other day. She was walking by right as I was picking a rose. I'm such a shy self conscious guy I literally looked at her and was like "would you like one, but I said it like no way she would want it, but she said yea, and I think my face lit up that time! haha A lot of faces light up when your handing out roses to beautiful women. I wish I was a lot smoother though.

In the my head a perfect Rose giving interaction would be straight up magical as fuck! I'll be all in the mustang smoking a spliff, open shirt not a single button buttoned like a player. in the mustang listening to some wild jazz and just handing them a rose. A complete stranger. Her face lights up, and she's smiling ear to ear, expecting further conversation, but I just say "Now walk away from me. You don't want no parts of this baby. If your get into this car your life won't ever be the same, & there's no going back. Best you keep walking and forget all about me. She begins to say something but I put my finger on her lips like "shhhhhhh" hop back in the whip "Bye forever baby." "Let me see that beautiful smile one more time." "Yea that's it." Then I just peel off mad fast into the fucking sunset on my fucking steed! hahaha That shit would be the coolest thing I've ever done by far! hahaha These are my go to player tunes I've been listening to in the whip lately.

Look I just want to be an arms dealer...

Not sure why I've been so obsessed with creating the greatest marketing advertising commercial for Cocaine for when it's clearly already been made! As a thought experiment Pretend your the Cartel, and you hired me for marketing which video would you choose? Which reminds me. Who's doing the Cartel Marketing? These niggas really dropped the ball with that Fytnal shit. I lost real homies to that shit. So fuck anyone that deals in it and since I don't know who does and who doesn't fuck em all and let god sort them I say. Send our pipe hitters to handle it, and if that don't work send the cavalry! Dirty cop killed the love of my life with it. Which isn't exactly cartels fault but I want everyone involved to pay. Which includes the Chinese too. Fuck em!

No I don't sell Coke.. lol We just got Chargers and that Kyle Dick available over here baby! I may be getting into the Delta 8 game soon! However, you know my motto and my claim to fame. "I literally can get anything Legal or illegal for the best price possible. I mean any fucking thing." So of course I can get it. I can get Fish Scale completely uncut, but I'm 1000 percent legit now. I'm to old to be slanging 8 balls at frat parties are you fucking kidding. lol

Anyone want to join my
Dan Sickles Cult / Dojo?

We just a group of dudes that make money together and leisure like Gods!

Trying to find us a real sword master to teach us the art of killing fucks with swords in a duel!

We need members... Right now it's only just me, my pops, and Bozoe lol

After thinking about it for awhile this women may have been trying to buy some cocaine... lol I wish she would of waited for me to answer. "You here for the Cult?"

Seriously if you buy one of my new chargers from Amazon know that i'm serious, and I'm very single.

Yo, Trump cracked the code. Most successful gangster of all time!

This is probably my favorite video ever. It's called "Rapture" By Arsenic Magazine! It's shot so well, and the models are like actual high fashion models. I like it i think mostly because I believe it's something i could never recreate myself. Where would I get real models from? one's that will also let me shoot them nude? Whoever the photographer was who directed this is an amazing photographer because that's exactly what this is looks like. A photographer hitting the video record button instead of the photo one, but it fucking plays. Shit deserves to be in a museum in my opinion. I'm referring to the video by Arsenic TV called Rapture.
Not the Moscow BDSM joint but it's pretty fucking good aswell... lol

I sell things on TikTok Shop Now! I'm not the best but still support your boy! lol

THose shorts was so crazy! hahahahahahahah

@dopedoohickeys This is a series of clips of a gangster trying to make it in the e commerce game and stumbling in the most hilariously gangster way possible. Like my whole personality and everything about me seems to not fit in the TikTok world at all. Not even a little. Which can make for some decently funny content after the fact. At the time the shit is hella frustrating. TikTok stay banning me it's so incredibly frustrating! #Tatcha #LIVE #tiktoklive #livehighlights #tiktokshopfinds #tiktokshop #trapping #tiktokmademebuyit #hustlehard #producertok #Tatcha ♬ original sound - Dope Doohickeys

Behold The Riz of a Uber driver! How this man achieved this extraordinary pull, I do not know, but god bless him!

NGL I want a pair of those Combat Flops those guys are wearing!

"Smack My Bitch Up" The Prodigy One of my favorite music videos of all time!

That strange women showing up at my door got me thinking. Maybe I should make a real club.. We could keep all the same principles Making Plays, Banging the ladies, leisure like gods, and self defence in the form of learning to fence. Sword fight. I would want us to be masters at sword duels. Don't ask why, but I feel like it could come in handy. Actually I would Like to amend the banging ladies part. Let's change it to appreciation of the women's form. I feel like we out here banging ladies out here as a main principle it would become a wild distraction. So, Strippers of course. Maybe private dancers or just models we could hire as live naked statues as part of the club house decor. Have our own "Rising Venus" or "Sleeping Venus" art piece. dopedoohickeysDotCom I hate you! kiss(˘ε˘)kiss(˘ε˘)kiss(˘ε˘)kiss(˘ε˘)kiss(˘ε˘)kiss(˘ε˘)kiss(˘ε˘) (*ˊᗜˋ*)/ᵗᑋᵃᐢᵏ ᵞᵒᵘ* kiss(˘ε˘)kiss(˘ε˘)kiss(˘ε˘)kiss(˘ε˘)kiss(˘ε˘)kiss(˘ε˘)kiss(˘ε˘)

This is a real video of a prison guard banging a inmate. This video was used as evidence. She got 6 months for this.. lol She wasn't happy about yall tagging Wandsworth Prison in your posts. #Wandsworth actual sex in this one. All this shit is kinda wild.

This man actually shot dude's face off.. I mean you hear people threaten that shit but this man actually did it IRL...

Fuck I love me some TuttieTheBooty aka CLappingQueen

The greatest Cameraman of all time! The Russian Twerk Contest that consists of the smallest booties ever, but somehow nice. Is this what they Like in Russia? lol No one can get the amount of angles this man be getting. I don't even think this man was using a rig, dolly or nothing just pure Sweat, Vodka, & an extreme love for Ass!

This legend is the product of the crack epidemic! Imagine watching public access in L.A in the 90s! Who ever produced this is the real legend! lol It's live so I'm reffering to the Director. Like who ever is that room flipping switches. You can see him trying to direct by the music. "You nasty boy you nasty!" The green screen effects too. I feel like who ever produced this was in college and is now producing the news somewhere.

Fun Times! This Dubstep group called Mountain Dub used to let me record their sets. Shit was wild. I was rolling balls every single time, and the videos always turned out pretty dope! I mean why wouldn't it? If dope things are happening your only job is to capture it.

Import Y'all know this about me!

Hit play if you want to understand my me and my motives behind this website.

My SportsCenter Highlight Style edit I made to relieve boredom...

Is there anyone who would duel to the death right now??? Im starting to wonder if this is for a script i'm writing or is this just the world I actually want to live in. I think death from a duel would be an ight way to go. Imagine what they'll say at the school reunion . Dude died in a duel, word he picked swords cause he is a nerd and actually believed he was a sword fighter for real and he got cut down in 6 seconds. if there was like a real opportunity with rules and second men by the law. Waiting the required 48 hours of peace before if parties agree they want to continue with the duel, officials will be called and will provide the procedures the challenged picks weapons. Swords he says. Always swords. Officials set up the duel ground are also responsible for fairness. The winner either wins by surrender or yield or death. No TKOs, no knockdowns or none of that. No time. The match continues until there's a clear victor. Is there niggas you would duel right now?There will need to be a notary present there to cover whatever bets are placed between parties. Ownership of business, cars, women, etc. in cases of duels over a woman All marriages are null and the happy couple can marry at the very preceding. In divorce cases women reserve the right to hire a champion. However, if one is called the husband has the right to hire a champion as well. Monarchs absolutely hated duels. I feel them because unexpectedly Your fucking Lord or his aire dies at random over some petty shit. Now if they need to raise an army their down real military strength, and maybe taxes but na. A king has never once failed to receive their taxes. I bet Duels were an annoyance to them, but a lot still went down. My faviorte sword fighter is this duel swords chick who like dueled niggas for their bitches and won. I mean essentially. She once dueled 3 dudes in one night all of them were over one bitch. One bitch and she won and took her prize. However the king was pissed. French broad. I think the king forgave by the end and they linked again before she died. But she had to go on the run for a minute.

Warning This Might Be Hard To Watch. 7 minutes of Brutal Hand To Hand Combat.
RIP Dmytro
"The Cameraman Never Dies!"

Holy Moly They deleted the video of the RUssian Drone Nerd Talking candidly for once instead of their usual propagand bull shit that's become extreamly annoying. I wonder why? The video and it's information is already out. One would assume Russina Intellegence aproved the video, but even if they didn't the man didn't say anything Ukraine didn't already know. What made the interview different was him just aknowleging things we all know as facts like Russia was having issues with such and such instead of Russia pretending their invencible all the time. "We intercepted 99 percent of incoming drones." You know how Russia is..

My man Yari with another one of his classic Humvee Raids on the M2 Browning!

I was on these early! I could have supplied Ukraine with as much as they wanted. I would have been getting them from the same place Russia was getting theirs, which was China ironically.

Modern Era Ukraine War

Should Killing A Man Receiving A Blowjob Be A War Crime? I Dunno... These things are best left to the suites in Washington. However, yall couldn't let the man finish?

This man's a Gotham City character! He dropped that grenade as soon as he started losing! He did that shit so smooth like too! You can tell the exact moment he was like "you know what? Fuck all you jabrnoies!

I'm sure there's a lesson here somewhere...

It's Yuri!!!! I'm such a fan of this dude! He's a legit legend! He may not look it but dude's a killing machine! Most real cold blooded killers don't actually. The nerdiest looking dudes are the real shooters!

Cluster Munitions

History of War

Hold up I have a source! Lol The nigga gave a convencing argument that this Milf Looking possibly a dude like a man. Post opp nigga... Ewe!!! lol I'm pretty sure I seen this person's pussy at some point. But hear me out. Who the fuck else would come up content like that other then a man. She hang on let me show you some shit.

Okay this is the play. You can read this and not try it, going on being less rich then you was before you heard it.There's this nigga. I mean an entire dude. This is that dude! steal the dude chick dick skin pussy maybe not maybe content with hot chicks that you would never even have to guess. buisness buisness ma'am sir maybe not maybe ahahahahahahahahahahaha Evil dooers unit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we going to have to public source those trick shots

This might be a dude is what I was trying to say... but if your even debating it. We can find a hotter bitch..

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