Think I'm going to abandon this website after I post a lot more boof porn.
Thank you for your time. I hate you all.

Hey Kids! You Know You Ain't Supposed To Be On Here! TF? Do Your Homework, You Nincompoop, Mongrel, Savage!

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Me explaining what and why I'm getting into women's fashion in another episode of "Gooning With A Gooner!"

Yo, y'all are psychopaths! I'm talking about the early 2000s, meaning Classic Ass Like Gina Michael's or Sarah Jay Ass. Jada Stephenson Ass, "Super Head" Ass! Pinky Ass, Yall are cradle Robbers for real! TF? Is early 2000s ass legal?
Ohh, Heather Brooks From IdeepThroat.com, Ass!

If you got any problems, I want all the smoke, you bitch ass Wangster. Email me fuck nigga...
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Or if you have any Villainess plays you're trying to pitch me!

I'm sorry. It's a habit; I shouldn't threaten niggas. 
You're just such a bitch though

Harvey trying to frame me for another crime. We've been beefing over a bitch since the 90's

Harvey is a real Latino Hater!
The original Video I listed for sale on this website lost me, my Payment Processors.
Not that it's any of your business. I think as soon as I listed it for sale as a digital product they claimed I was selling porn. How the fuck is this porn? Seriously? I just needed visuals for the audio book, and all I look at is combat footage and pussy. TF?

P.S. After posting this, I added to the screenplay. I explain what actually happend at the end. I just thought it was cool to see only Jeff's perspective. That's all the information Jeff died with, you know? But I thought it was obvious Beans framed Jeff and his bitch for all the murders and ran off with the money, but I go into that way more.
She didn't like how Felix wouldn't let her leave when they first got together, and the opportunity presented itself. She loved Felix; it is what it is, though.

Why does everyone with a mullet know forbidden martial arts? The real hardcore shit they don't teach you!

Look at the Grammy Photos. My man is fully bricked up. That was the Apex, the Final Level to his Kink. I'm Going To Bare Your Body To The World Right On The Red Carpet Whore! In the most see-through sexy outfit ever, worthy of the final boss level kink thing. LoL All The Other Outfits Were All Warm Up Kink Events Leading Up To The Final Level, The Ultimate Event To Use As His Sexual Kink. Yo, this man used the Grammys to get off. HAHAHA
What's crazy is that this is a kink most of us can't even participate in. One who has a wife with those amazing tits? Two, even if she does. I don't even know who's making those outfits, do you? 3 even if you did, who could afford them? Designer see-through has to be wildly expensive. 99 percent of us will never attend the Grammys, let alone walk down the red carpet for the final boss kink!
This kink is so next level. I don't understand how it's not being studied somewhere. Is there even a name for this? Very few people could even satisfy it if they were to be unfortunate enough to develop a kink like this!
My fave outfit is the lowkey tits out one. She has super see through top with a hat low like how celiverties do when hiding from the paparazzi. Lowkey Tits out look is so awesome to me!

I told you I'd release this shit! Remember us making love on Christmas, you silly Siliva Mongeral of a whore? That's us at your Mom's.
Remember this? When I made you behave like an Elephant?!? 

I'm not adjusting well to being poor...

I'm just trying to mind my business, and craft fuck niggas.
I'm being super serious!
I literally stole sand from a playground last night to make brick mortar for my DYI Brick Shower Project. I pulled up to the beach volleyball thing right in front of the kids with a shovel and bucket and just filled my bucket up while muttering about how nice the sand was. Then as I was driving off I yelled "Nerds!"
They'll probably remember that shit forever.

So please, let me do drugs and craft in peace, till I can figure out this Mid Life Crissis Career change I'm going through, please.
What are y'all in some actual fucking cult or something? You faggots all sitting around meeting up TF? I swear there's some racist cult stalking me or something.
If this is the case, you should join my cult instead. I would make a way more fun Cult Leader!

The video below is just one of the exciting events, games, and shenanigans you can expect from being a member of Trap Cult

KillCalculator.com doesn't calculate shit BTW. It's for gathering very important data needed for calculating balistics.
The "Fetch Data" button is really all you need.

Look at this prompt I put into my coding app to my a.i buddy. I even pushed it to Git and everything! lol Then immedietly attempted to reverse it!

"Change the disclaimer to this "This calculator provides theoretical ballistic estimates for informational purposes only. " "honestly like if I had to put a number on how accurate this thing is without actually getting the opertunity to test it, I would put this thing putting rounds with in 60 70 yards. Hell that's getting you in the ball park god damn, but honestly I was hoping yall would test it for me in actual war at actual assholes. Y'all the ones that could use it or would be willing to use something like this. Only those who's not fighting a war of survival would not find value for a working balistics calculator that's easly accesable anywhere that has a internet collection. that takes great pains to make sure your data is secure so you don't get a glide bomb dropped on your position after using it. Look guys, I"m going to keep it real with you jabronies. I just really want me an official honest to god IRL assist man. I want something I created from my mind to be used in the dispatching of our enemies lord. Amen" Put all that"

I ended it with "put all that" is so funny to me!

Look at that fucking AK!
If someone could tell me what the joke was that everyone laughed at, I would appreciate it.
Crazy Time For A Joke. I have to know!
Side note, how effective are cluster munitions? Holy Moly!

Umm, because I'm actually an anti-hero and not really a villain as much as I want to be when it comes down to it, I'll begrudgingly do the right thing no matter how much doing so will fuck me.
So, I will share a tool that helped a lot on this clothing Shop journey
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I love old people! Old folks had class, didn't they? Y'all hoes smoking regular Marlboros straight from the filter. Basic AF.

If I could only get this Pussy Rejuve Sponsorship

I wish we could get Fred and Ethel Murts to do the spot for it.
My Husband didn't really care too much for the old pussy. I remember when I wanted to surprise him with a little Whoopee making, and he got so upset and started spatting on my pussy. Yelling, " Get outta here with that old worn-out thing! Spat Spat ewwe I'm trying to watch the game get that leathery pussy outa here! Spat Spat!!!" But since we got the new pussy he's changed, man.
He gets so Jealous now! He almost fought our Waiter last night for even Looking Near My New Pussy! I'm like Fred, you're scaring the kid. Relax. You know I don't like niggas looking at your new pussy! It's mine! The Whoopee is almost non-stop. It's like Fred built a little nest in there! Ricky is getting Lucy one next week after they saw all the Vigor the new Pussy put into that Old Man Fred! The other day, he made Hardcore Whoopee with My Face! I was like, Fred, you're so crazy, you're going to blow that disk again. Fred didn't give No Fucks!

So I pulled the trigger. I bought hella women's clothes... Ahhh! I couldn't help it! I couldn't decide on what size, so I mostly got mediums with some smalls and larges.
Update # 1
Not going great... TF should I even put these on, if anything?

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Update # 2

I've decided...
Roses Roses on everything!

Right now I'm designing ballerina uniforms with matching Balaclavas

Well, once I source white ones somewhere.


Through this process of trying to make dope things for girls, I've discovered just how truly gangster I am.

Also, the website I'll be hawking these things on is going to be VillainBoutique.com

Remember When Big Meech took all the strippers in Atlanta to Mexico on this Jumbo Jet he rented.
Not a stripper to be found in all of Atlanta for like a week is crazy.

That's some Batman shit!
"There's no show tonight; Bruce Wayne has taken all the Balrinias on Vacation to the South of France"

By Far my favorite Video of mine! It has everything you need! Guns, Ass, Chaos, Blues Brother Trump Dancing his ass off taunting the Commies! My faviort part about it is I dind't actually make any of it! Except for the graphics and what not.

My Favorite YouTube Channel.
Voices From The Past.

Were y'all doing this shit? I'm really asking, or do you still do this? No, nobody is talking and dressing, like these Hot Topic muff mongerels nowhere anymore.

This is a period piece. You can't even get those anymore. Those are those, Greenday, Blink 182 Acid washed, Pre Ripped Jeans. That's back when the more you Dressed and talked like A Mean Gay to Girls, the more Pussy you got. They were talking and looking Gay, but were Behaving like Muff Maniacs. You see how it used to work?
You've got to be Mean to the Girls by making them feel Stupid, Demonstrating that you're Smarter than them and therefore should Fuck You. This Is The Way...
To this Day, I still don't understand it, but the more Fenimine you behave and look, the more Atractive you are to Hoes. or at least it used to maybe still Does

God I Love Me A White Crazy Lady!

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Side note: I remember coming home from school and seeing my neighbor Jordan in his front yard sparring with grown adult dope fiends for sport. He asked if I had next, like it was Street Fighter or something. I was thinking in my head "WTF is happening!?" However, I played it cool as always and said, "Thanks, I would love to, but unfortunately I have homework to do, dear Neighbor of mine. Then went inside and called my parents to come get me from this ghetto place of Grandma's! lol Please take me back to the white kids and Jason,

NGL, they were getting good work in, though. No gloves or nothing. They did this for like an hour. The fiends looked tired as hell.


You some ignorant Silly Fuck Gooses. I'm sorry. Rememeber when I defeated John Mark for control of the neighborhood?!? Whooped that man's ass and took it from ya'll Timberlake Thugs started working for me after that!
How wild would it be if I paid dope fiends to spar with me in Timberlake back in the day? Hahaha
That shit would have been funny, but I don't know if I would really get in trouble like that. We were way more gangster than all these nerds that live here today. Like, we were bad kids. Not like Jordan at my Grandma's bad , but we would get into shit. At least I did. I think statute of limitations is up on this one, but one time my cousin Alex and I vandalized this dude's car. We didn't know this person at all. I think he lived in the house that burned down. I spray-painted fuck you nigga realized that the n-word would give us away, considering there's only two black families, crossed out the Nig and made it this crazy bad pig, meanwhile my cousin was pussy for this. Wrote Fuck you I hate you in mustard and then for some reason I sprayed his license plate all black. You know how they say the criminal always shows back to the scene of the crime? It's fucking true for some reason; we walked right past the house as the owner was talking to the police, all distraught and shit! Him being completely random to us is maybe what saved us, despite the cop and him completely stopping their conversation and watching us walk by the entire time, but I mean that shit seemed personal cause Alex's "I fucking hate you" or whatever. This might be the first time I've ever told anyone this story cause after walking by the cop talking to the owner of the car, me and Alex was shook and swore to never tell a soul!
@dopedoohickeys

I’m gay… not sexually but you know.

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Mr. Beast is a fucking Monster! Lock that man up! He's not even Asian!
HE'S NOT EVEN ASIAN!

Look at that psychopath Mr. Beast! What is he even wearing?

Yo, what's up with this fucking guy, Mr. Beast? We need to put Psycho on a list! TF? Why is he dressed like that?!?
I've heard it's the only way he can cum... poor guy. Mr. Beast is a monster!

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Please donate To My Night Vision GoFundMe!
Help a simple night man become a NIGHT GOD!
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Let me tell you something about you and me, and how we were raised; I want to play football with the homies in complete darkness.
I'm just asking for something simple like an ALPHA™ 2376+ Min FOM White Phosphor Dual Tube Articulating Night Vision Goggle w/ RPO Eyepiece Upgrade by US Night Vision nothing crazy! That's not bad, right? I'm just a night creature wanting to get into shenanigans.
Maybe find like-minded homies who may also want to get into night shenanigans. Maybe get a Lights out RacketBall league going.
Please get me night vision, and also make nighttime activities with night vision also a thing. Like Frisbee Golf, fucking basketball, all kinds of shit. Crafting at night! Oh fucking illegal crafting at night! We can do all types of things. Spy on our neighbors,
OMG SCARE PRANK YOUR HOMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE BE IN HIS LIVING ROOM IN ALL BLACK WITH THE LIGHTS OFF. HE HEARS A NOISE, CUTS ON THE LIGHTS, AND YOU'RE JUST IN THERE EATING HIS CHIPS. LOOKING LIKE a frog man high on crazy indica.
Or you will be like, " Hey, let's go out, he's like Bet, and then you wait outside his crib in the dark, and right when he walks by, you breathe on his neck like boo nigga. I could come up with so much more fun stuff to do with these night visions because I'm really a creature of the night. Who knows more than me?
Regardless, thank you for your time, Arma Reforger community. If there was anyone who would understand my circumstances, it would be you guys.
This is my website I don't have to share. Hey, my Ex Doctor Mari Lake, I saved your URL, MyHotAsianWife.com. Would you please be the greatest Doctor I've ever had and do a video exam with me? Shit is going down and I only trust you, maybe Davis. You're also hotest doctor by far. Love you byeeee!
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I see there's camo phone cases out there for sale. Y'all selling any? You're diabolical. You're selling something to someone who's now going to be constantly looking for their phone because you helped them camouflage it. Fucking diabolical, sir.
I'm forsure going to sell them on VillainBoutique.com

TF? Are they telling ghost stories about me around the neighbor's gay man campfire?
lol
Seriously, as a man, I can't control another man's cowardice.

"I'm a Real Rudeboy"
"Tell your Mom about me..."

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So I have a theory about this fucking video because it's a little odd but super real, right? Here's my theory of why this is. We all know both sides are using propaganda, and me being a Film Guy, I know what I would do if they hired me, and Main goal would be to create fakes. How does one do this? POWs, let's say you capture Five Russians. Be like either you participate in this little movie we are making, or you all die right here right now, but if you participate and allow yourself to get droned, one of you is surviving. They won't believe you, of course, but look how they are lying against the tree. The tree would shield the other from the blast. They would know that, so basically, you've got a 50/50 chance at surviving this thing if you drag your buddy, leave him, sit on the tree, and get droned.
LAST LOOKS, QUITE ON THE SET!!! QUITE ON THE SET! Rolling, Rolling, ACTION
This is, for sure, a war crime too. Depends on who wins, really, unless you're American, then you at least gotta ask permission first.
You could do this with a really nice drone, a squad of dudes, and for God Damn sure The Director. The director is going on that mission. I'm a Fucking Artist! I can't put The Shot into the hands of these brutes! I'm fucking going!
This is how you get a War Crime Name Like "The Director". Rumors will start spreading among the commies about not surrendering cause they heard "The Directors' was at the front, or maybe they would be more likely to surrender cause they know at least someone will survive. They know with The Director their going to have a shot at surviving. Usually, no cause; they all will survive.
Ukraine is really good about prisoners. I don't know if it's a moral thing or cause they need them, but they are taking as much as they can get. They have a ManPower issue right now that can be mitigated by trading prisoners. It's just a Win Win you know? You're supposed to be doing it anyway, and you get experienced fighters back. I remember them being pretty keen on getting those Mariupol guys back.
"Hey Let me make you famous, Commie. Don't you wanna be Famous? I've got the Perfect Role for you!"

I'm so sorry for those who tried to purchase "Love Letter To A Clown," but couldn't. The PayPal Payment Option is now fixed. There was some technical Bull Shit I had to fix involving reCAPTCHA. I'm so sorry, and also, it makes me incredibly happy that someone out there in the world was interested in purchasing my writing. Getting paid for my writing would be an absoute dream not going to lie.
Check Your Spam Folder if You don't see the Email Contaning the PDF. 
Thank You I fucking Love you!

Can we talk about it?!? This video is so crazy to me!
First, shout out to them. These guys really know how to party, and I respect it, but what's up with the dude in front on the laptop? He never once looks back at what's going on. Dude couldn't care less! I feel him. Dude's over there solving equations God gave him earlier that day. Real important stuff, I'm sure. Urgent that work must be! Or is this just a Tuesday for this guy? Asking a girl to take me though a avarage tuesday for her is sweet. I want to get to know everything about you; don't leave anything out. What do you look forward to most days? I got so many questions, like WTF were you doing on the laptop?

Yo, they called me "Sure Thing" Jimmy in college cause I Detest Gambling & also L♡VED the Whores...

Fun fact, Dick Face - I'm a wildly literal person, & on Freya, nothing adorns my dick other than Air or Cashmere.

Yo, when Bam Margera was here, this fuck bought every Perc in the city. lol Don't ask me how I know that...
I'm finally going to sharpen my game sword.

I upgraded this bit, BTW. He gets upset and orders a recook because he says his steak doesn't taste scared enough!
"You tell the chief he better serve me a properly scared steak or I'll come back there and season his bitch ass!" lol

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You know what I heard about this CivDiv Operation? I came across a Reddit Post from someone who was at that battle who claims that’s not at all how it ended. He was recording the battle too. His video was hilarious. It was more humorous because of how bad it was going for him. His voice when he told everyone his brand new Mazda was on fire was so funny. He was so sad. He actually died in Bokmute. RIP to my man. 

He claims that after they had the Russians cornered in that house. The officer tries to surrender, but in a weird way. He was acting like those old ww1 soldiers. He basically was like I’m coming out and negotiating their surrender or something, and the Finnish Sniper guy says, ” I think call sign Jabronie says, ‘ Fuck This Faggot” And blows the Russian Officer’s head off, and then all hell breaks loose. They then quickly breach and take out all but one of the Russian Speznot niggas. However, this dude was dug in like a mother fucker with a great murder hole. And supposedly he was able to get like 4 or 5 of them, and that’s how they all got wounded, and not w/e CivDIv says happened in the video. 

Negotiations break down, but these assholes shouldn’t be negotiating anyway. We are either fighting or we ain’t. You thinking about it means makes me want to kill you to be sure. I never heard of negotiating a surrender in modern times. For one, there’s no version of this ending with you guys walking away, not in handcuffs. I can’t think of what they could be negotiating. You’re going to die or become our prisoners. Negotiating seems like just a stalling tactic. Which it 100 percent because before they found them, they chased off a BMP that those Russians probably thought was still coming. I guess they thought this may have been hard to explain to people who watch it on YouTube, but I say there wasn’t any reason to try to cover anything up. That engagement was clean. Both versions are.

Someone also pointed out in the Reddit posts that none of them could hear anything. Which, when you watch, is obvious. Not sure if it matters, but just saying. 

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Eat your heart out, Bill Nigh, the Science Guy, you dog! Be careful with your wife around Bill!
Ha! I enjoy talking to my roses like they are dirty whores! Ain't I fun!?!?
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The Cuddle Mobile!
My main goal in life is to buy an '88 Chevy Caprice and find me a girlfriend with whom I absolutely adore, & let her sit on my face while she drives cause I just want her to be happy, you know.... lol I miss my old 88 Caprice. If only I knew then what I do now. That shit never occurred to me. If I can find another whip with a couch as a front seat. This only works with a front seat like the 88 Caprice.
A "Front Split Bench Seat"
I love ass, what do you want from me!?! Plus, it's always the guys who get head while driving, but not with your boy and my love seat front seat!
88 Chevy Caprice is by far the best cuddle car ever! Road trips feel more like sitting at the crib watching movies with the baby.
Nothing better than having your girl leaning against you, asleep with your arm around her, driving home.
I miss that car, but the goal is the girl, though, & one day I'll come home with an '88 Caprice.
"Babe, look what I bought. Come sit on my face and give us a test drive!"
The Cuddle Mobile! I probably could write some fire car commercials, right? An 88 Box Chevy Commercial is wild!
I was thinking we could, as a community, post a picture of all the cars that have a front split bench seat type of front seat. For the ladies, of course. They need road head as well god damn.

This couple actually figured out a way for a female with a whole entire vigina to get road head while driving, without the need for a car that's designed perfectly for the task, like an F-250 or Box Chevy, with a couch type of front seat. However, this shit is entirely unsafe, and I can't approve of this reckless deviant shenanigans. This shit has to be breaking all kinds of road violations! Shaaaammmmee! Who are they? The sex Bonnie and Clyde of the highway! Lock these crazy kids up!

Yo, honestly, if you really want to help, I can tell you what sort of help I would be down to accept. If I could have a Patron, and not the website, I mean the original meaning of the word. A The Medici to my da Vinci sort of relationship. Someone to fund all my plays. I promise, I fucking promise, and I keep my promises, I will make you money. If you give me a chance, I'll make you way richer than you already are; that's what I promise, and low-key, the easiest of the goals. That's nothing you should care about. In fact, I need you to be ultra pushing me to make you money. I need a ying to my yang, you feel me? I need someone who cares little about the arts, cares little about the culture or society. I need you to really only care about making money for yourself and yours specifically. We would be the dream team. The start of a dynasty. I need you to be my Phil Jackson. You feel me? This is the way...

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The opening scene of one of my favorite scripts. The Candy Kid Universe is such an awesome place in my head. I wish I could live in it for real. I had a.i do the voice over cause i'm broke as fuck so forgive how he says, Chelsea. I only use A.I for things like this I do not, I repeat I do not allow these fuckers to write for me for multiple reasons, mostly because they fucking are horrible writers. They don't understand us at all. They just steal from other writers, all mixed up. Not to mention long winded like a bitch!

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Remember when I was trying to get yall to invest in Bitcoin back when it was just 600$?
Y'all said I was crazy.
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One of the most revealing footage into what The War In Ukraine Was Like at that time in the war. I don't know what I was expecting war to look like, but I remember being surprised by how normal it was. It reminded me of the guys on 4th of July shooting fireworks at each other. Mind you this was early in the war. The Front Lines has changed drastically. Being out in the open for that long isn't possible anymore with all the drones.

This is the Finnish Jaegers Video of that very same battle. His is lowkey funny. It's Like a Dry Seinfeld episode with how poorly it was going. Plus his dark humor and him having the worst time ever trying to get his buddy evacuated. His buddy never stops bitching the entire time. The Disappointment in his voice when he tells everyone his car's he's still making payments on is on fire. The original video doesn't cut out him putting his sniper rifle up. Which was the best part of the whole video. It takes him so damn long. There's bullets flying around him and he just calmly packs up the rifle. I have an Uncle the same way. They have to do things in their exact way. RIP to the cameraman. The Logi driver who picked his homie up was also a crazy character wasn't he? What was up with that guy? haha The way he was cussing when he backed into the tree was hilarious. I can't find his name, but I heard he died in Bakhmut.

Happy Black History Year!

Yo, I heard a Navy SEAL was caught and charged with selling guns in Chicago, which is interesting for many reasons. How he got caught was dumb, too. Fucking Chief Kief took a picture holding an AT4, but supposedly it was like a dummy one they use for practice or something. Regardless, he took a picture with it and put it on his album, of course, feds see this zoom in on the Serial Number and traced that shit all the way back to this unit or something, I don't know the particulars.

That's so funny cause you could look at it from multiple ways. One I ain't seen a Seal Who's CIA handler wasn't far. Question is was whether he was selling to kids or a criminal organization that used kids. Cause lowkey all this violence could be some Lord Of The Flies Shit. Then their Chief Kieff's Perspective. Like hell yeah, Gang Gang! We Got Them Big Guns Baby! Cheat Code Activated.
Chief's Opps are like Why is the CIA Picking sides! LoL!! HAHAHA

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This Wild Delicious Drink I Just Made With Salted Caramel Pears I Dedicate To Freya. Who's Actually On Earth Right Now. She's This Midget Whore.
Shout Out To Freyja & The Old Gods...

Back When I used To Bootleg DVDs In College This Sorta Thing is What You Would See In The Previews. I Been A Gangster Yall Just Finding Out!
"Fab Said Don't Touch Him and I Touched Him!"

A Mix of Songs I heard Watching Combat Footage from Ukraine Russia Conflict.
I always wanted to DJ a Pirate Radio Station In a Warzone Called
Murder Music "Tunes to Pillage too"
Russia could easily track and drop a bomb on the studio though...

I've been working with Chat GPT, and boy, has that thing come a long way. It's got me squared away with how and who I'm going to pitch these to. It narrowed down the perfect locations for my vending machines, and who's more likely to say yes, and even how to pitch to different locations based on the level of luxury they offer. High-end vs. cheap, I mean, because you should approach them completely different. I basically learned years of experience in a few days to a week. I'm actually dying to get out there and pitch these things to potential locations,s and you know how bad my social anxiety shit is. I mean, landing one in Johnson City would be so huge to the point where I would need to make arrangements. I mean, I can't live in every city I have machines in,n right? There have to be people I can hire, right? 

Vending machine = Completely customized to your business and it’s decor. Vending Machines No Longer Need to be an eye swore in your fine establishment. We will tailor it’s appearance to match the decor of your establishment or even make it the center piece.

$775.00

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As I said, we’ll make it whatever color you want to match your establishment’s decor. You could even commission a piece. I hate ugly things. That’s shit’s just me. This is just the Alpha Version. The next batch is going to have a full window and holds way more, but the product I’m selling is liable to get robbed if there’s to many in there.

Contact me at JkCinema@WarSexDrugs.com

many in there.

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