The opening scene of one of my favorite scripts. The Candy Kid Universe is such an awesome place in my head. I wish I could live in it for real. I had a.i do the voice over cause i’m broke as fuck so forgive how he says, Chelsea.

A twisted love story disguised as a crime spree.

A surreal crime-romance screenplay about obsession, devotion, and the chaos that unfolds when love becomes a shared crime.

Non a.i listing. I let artificial intelligence write my listings simply because they know all the fucking keywords and shit that get sales, but I fucking hate a.i and I don’t like how they are slipping them into our spell checks and shit. My main reason I don’t like them in that or with any writing is that it’s basically plagiarism; they can’t come up with anything original. They just can’t do anything; they are helping you write, which came from someone else’s material. Plus A. I don’t understand humans at all. They just don’t. A. I’m the last thing you want helping you write a fucking love story to entertain humans. None of my writing was done by a.i unless it’s a listing, and that’s for SEO reasons, and simply because I never get sales, I’ll try anything despite how corny it makes me look on my listings. Just thought I would put that disclaimer out. That goes for all my video content as well. People think it’s a. i it’s not. I put mad time into mastering my craft, don’t make me fuck you up. Don’t ever disrespect me and my craft again pussy! Yo, I need to chill. I’ve been on edge all god damn day.

Oh yea, if ever thought that you wanted to help me or w/e this is supposed to be your way too. I don’t take charity nor do i need it, but if your supporting the type of shit i’m building here’s a way to support queers! I love you!

Love Letter to a Clown is a dark, transgressive screenplay that blends romance, crime, and absurdity into a love story that spirals completely out of control.

Told through brutal honesty and pitch-black humor, the story follows two lovers whose bond is sealed not by vows, but by violence, secrecy, and shared moral collapse. What begins as passion quickly mutates into obsession, power games, and the thrill of getting away with the unforgivable.

This is not a feel-good romance.
This is love at its most feral.

Written for readers who appreciate underground cinema, cult films, and stories that refuse to behave, Love Letter to a Clown is meant to be read, imagined, and possibly never adapted without a strong stomach.

A Psychopathic Version Of An Arranged Marriage

At its core, this is Felix The Psycho’s twisted vision of making a profound commitment to someone he barely knows. Think of it as a psychopathic version of an arranged marriage, but with a dark twist. Instead of walking down the aisle, Felix and his chosen partner decide to embark on a gruesome journey together: murder. This isn’t just any murder; it’s a shared act committed after a first date so intensely romantic that it forever binds their souls in a macabre pact.

What You’ll Receive

• 📄 Digital PDF screenplay

• 🎬 Original, unfiltered script by Joshua Kyle (JK Cinema)

• 🖤 Dark comedy / crime / psychological romance